Movie Marathon

So i am quite excited for next weekend! Me and my awesome friend Vlatka are having a sleepover and we are going to watch a bunch of movies that we love or heard are awesome....the list includes:
>My Fair Lady- i love this movie, Audrey Hepburn, i have seen this like 5000 times...i love sappy musicals!
>Breakfast at Tiffany's- More Audrey Hepburn.
>Garden State- I have been wanting to see this for ever!
>The Amityville Horror-(the old one)
>Sabrina-More Audrey Hepburn!
>Moulin Rouge- This is like my all time favorite movie (and Legally Blonde), it is a sappy musical which i love, and it has Ewan McGregor and i love him!

Yah it is gonna be a fun night, i can't wait. Liz, out.

interesting story/comment/melissa

ok tonight i have my good friend melissa over to stay, shes quite the character i must say, and since it was such a chilly night we decided to go in the hot tub lol but we got in there and it was actually kinda cold! i was quite upset, so here we are in bathing suits and were freezing!! so melissas like can we go in the shower to warm up lol, so thats what we did, we went in the shower and warmed up, i thought it was fun lol. k so for those of you who having read the "how can ppl be like this" i suggest you read it, its really funny lol o boy, and since im dumb at this whole blog website, it wont let me comment to it so i will just comment it on here. i seriously want to meet these girls! lol and i hope there really ugly. cuz it would be even more funny if they were and they would be like thinking themselves so high and mighty whoooo boy, i would let them mnow believe me!
but thats enough of this comment, so i will describe melissa. shes tall and b-e-a-utiful lol but right now her hair is wet and shes in pajamas and looking all tired and stuff lol so well i guess shes just pretty haha but no no im jk shes gorgious al the time but umm..... i think im gonna go fix myself a midnight snack
toodaloo, for now Kidathryn

Paper Wheat

Tonight i went to see Paper Wheat, The play the comp put on, and i loved it so much! it was hilarious, i could not stop laughing through most of it but in other parts i will admit there were tears in my eyes. The play was about farming in canada from like the 1880's through to the 1980's...sounds boring but it was so good!and they could sing so good, It was so mondo awesome! i give it *****, haha that is my five stars. The set could have been better but the acting, with a few exceptions, totally made up for it cause they were great. I wish i went on tuesday night because then i would have seen it everynight..no joke, it was just that good! ok Chad Drever, he played one of the main characters, played a ukranian farmer. And not only did he have the accent and quite abit of the actual language down pat but he became that character! and Melanie Mellang (sorry if i spelled that wrong) was hilarious! Even before she said her lines i could not stop laughing because just her body language was dead on and so funny, plus her lines were hilarious too! Miss Lindstrand (love her *, but not as much as some people i know, wink wink) did an amazing job directing. The entire play had this easy going, fun, country lifestyle vibe. i loved it. over all Paper Wheat was a really awesome play! I wish tonight wasn't their last performance or i would tell you all to go see it (i would come too). Liz out.

How can people think like this?

So tonight, as I was waiting for the play (Paper Wheat) I couldn't help but over hear a conversation that was going on behind me. It was happening between a few un-named preppy girls that go to the comp. This is how it went:
Girl one-"Girl, we have to find you a boy"
Girl two-" I know, I was thinking about ______, but I realized he is way to low for me"
Girl three- "Oh my god, I would never let you date him, you are way to good for him!"
Girl two- " Yah, I know I don't know what I was thinking"
Girl one-(not joking voice) "He is like Vanilla ice cream and you are like Neapolitan"
Girl Two- "Yah, He is like one plain ice cream cone and I am like 10 Waffle Cones"
Girl Three-"So, who could you go out with?"
Girl Two-"I don't know, but he has to be popular"
Girl One- "obviously"

I mean sure I have seen girls talk like that in movies or when they are just kidding around, but these bitches were dead serious. Like how can you seriously consider yourself so much better than other people. It was so pathetic.Shallow beyond belief! If we had any high bridges or extremely tall buildings in Camrose I would have strongly suggested that they each jump off them! But since we don't I can only hope that they all get hit by cars.Liz, out.

SHEEP!!

Sorry it has been so long since my last blog, what can I say? I am a busy kid. Well if you have ever had a conversation about me regarding sheep then u already know my opinion and u can ignore this blog, however if you have never heard me talk about sheep Than I invite you to take a step into the genius mind of Liz. <-- hehe. SHEEP PLOT AGAINST HUMANS!!!, I tell you!.... all they ever do is eat, sleep and BAH!!! BAH I tell u how creepy is that! And if u have ever seen the movie Babe then you have heard that majorly scary chant they do," BAH, RAM, YEW" that haunted me for days!...And when I don't have any good pictures of me when I was little because when my sister was petting a sheep a long time ago she dropped our super expensive camera into the Water bucket and it broke!!...It was the sheep I swear!...K that one was a little selfish but I have more reasons..I have a stuffed animal that is a sheep, it winked at me the other day and I am not joking! When ever you see sheep they always have this creepy, mysterious look in their eyes too. But I have to admit the lambs are cute, as long as they are not in association with their parents!! I just thought I should warn you...Beware of the sheep!!!!...Remember to feel free to leave comments on the comment page! Liz, out.

Top 10 Hick Towns

I am sorry it has been so long since my last blog but here it goes...The other day I was in the town of tofield and I realized it was one of the most brutal hick towns ever. Me and my dear cousin Kristin were walking down the street and these three people look at us and they get this excited look on their face and they were like "Are you guys new in town?" we were like "no" and they were like "oh, well than are you lost?" we were like "no". I mean if I saw someone in camera's my age that I hadn't seen before I wouldn't be like "r u new?" I would b like (thinking in my head) "hmm, wonder who that is." You really had to see the hopeful expressions on their faces and hear there hillbilly voices to quite understand but it definitely made us believe toppled was a hick town at its finest. But then we began analyzing the situation more closely and realized Alberta is sadly Hickish....We managed to come up with a "Top Ten Hick Town" list around the camera's area:

#1. Round Hill, Alberta- Every house is falling apart and all they talk about is farming
#2.Tofield-(explained above), and the motel there, that people were staying at, was literally falling apart and had no sign and no apparent name.
#3- Kavanaugh (might be spelled wrong)-I am pretty sure that everyone there is inbred..Because sadly enough I know not one but two couples that were going out for a while before realizing they were related!!!
#4. Mirror-I have honestly never been but apparently (kathryn says) that it is like beyond natural hickness!
#5. New Norway- well everyone in this town loves farming an 4-H and stuff...But I am probably going to school there next year haha
#6.Rosalind- I hate this town!
#7. Bawlf- They all are like stuck in their own pathetic world not realizing there is civilization in the world...its sad really
#8.Bashaw- ok so my friends in bashaw got so excited when this new guy moved into town cause he was "HOT" but he looked like his face was like run over and then hit with a frying pan or something...that is the best looking guy there!...he has like 3 girlfriends.
#9-Killam- just is alright? alright.
#10- Hay lakes- well they just barely made the list but they should be higher up there now that I think of it...they only have like one stor

To be honest I think hick towns are hilarious!...might just be the funniest thing since sliced bread and I declare that monday april 18 2005 is national hick day!...so I want you all to have your best hick voices, standing postions and most importantly "The Spit" down pat! Liz out.

PIG!

k, for like literally months now our class, including me, has been eagerly waiting the arrival of a fetus pig so we could watch it being savagely ripped apart. And today that 'happy' day finally arrived...however we had to wait untill the very last class of the day untill we even saw the piggy. So alot of events happened between the time i woke up and last class. I will tell you all the pig related incidents considering the name of this blog happens to be PIG! This morning i arrived at the school and the very first conversation i had happened to go something like this: other person-"yesterday i was on this website and it showed a video of some pigs being slaughtered. It showed live pigs hanging there squeeling as some one cut each of their throats. Isn't that sad?" me-"o my god thats so sad, and we r disecting a pig today"...... So ya didn't that set me off to a great start of the day. than coincidentally i called kathryn a pig numerous times today in drama! well as it came closer i was dreading science. so of coarse it came very fast. We happened to be in Mrs. Marshall's classroom who is in love with pigs (i think this has something to do with her learning to accept kathryn...PIG) and has many happy looking pig pictures hanging on the classroom walls and a pig beany-baby on her desk. When he brought out the piglet it looked so cute, it was so small and innocent looking and it had cute little ears and it was all curled up...i couldn't help feeling guilty even though it died naturally So there is was with like twenty happy pigs staring down at me as i watched one of there family members (hey, its possible?) being cut open! I tried hard to watch at least at first, i managed to stand in there long enough to hear the first cut...it was grose it sounded like..."SQUELCH"...kinda. it was the saddest thing ever...i ran out of the class room...along with like 4 other girls. I was so mad at myself...i am supposed to b a tough farm girl and i cant even sit through science!...but all they did today was the skin and eye...on monday we r doing the rest of the pig...and i'm gonna last the entire time!..just u wait!...well...Liz out.

NAME STEALING, CHEF BITCH!!

So today I was just wandering around my kitchen looking for something to eat when I saw a cooking magazine lying on the counter. Since I had nothing better to do and the cover looked pretty snazzy I decided to read it. I was about to give up and go watch extremely boring t.v. when something caught my eye....MY NAME!!!...Yup it turns out there is this red headed, middle aged chef that is named Elisabeth (spelled a little different than mine..S instead of z) Solverson. How weird is that?...Well I was quite creeped out. No one else should have my name. I mean what if one day later she becomes famous but just like famous in the cooking world and then she dies and it is on the cover of a cooking magazine and some people I know walk by it in a grocery store and think I am dead?!....That would suck and a bunch of people would call my family and be like "I am so sorry" and they would be like "what?...Liz died?" and it would cause alot of confusion...I hate being confused cause it happens too much. ya that would not be very cool...Unless some one hated me and they were all happy that I died ...Then I could go and pretend to be a ghost...A very solid ghost..And haunt them hehe.No, it is official I am changing my name...No I am gonna go find this bitch and make her change her name! ya that is what I will do and I hope she is never heard of again....I doubt she will be cause the recipe sucked! Well I didn't cook it but it sounded grose! cheerio. Liz, out. I hate when Ryan seacrest does that it sounds dumb but I'm going to anyways cause "Liz, out" sounds better than "Seacrest, out".