Top 10 Hick Towns

I am sorry it has been so long since my last blog but here it goes...The other day I was in the town of tofield and I realized it was one of the most brutal hick towns ever. Me and my dear cousin Kristin were walking down the street and these three people look at us and they get this excited look on their face and they were like "Are you guys new in town?" we were like "no" and they were like "oh, well than are you lost?" we were like "no". I mean if I saw someone in camera's my age that I hadn't seen before I wouldn't be like "r u new?" I would b like (thinking in my head) "hmm, wonder who that is." You really had to see the hopeful expressions on their faces and hear there hillbilly voices to quite understand but it definitely made us believe toppled was a hick town at its finest. But then we began analyzing the situation more closely and realized Alberta is sadly Hickish....We managed to come up with a "Top Ten Hick Town" list around the camera's area:

#1. Round Hill, Alberta- Every house is falling apart and all they talk about is farming
#2.Tofield-(explained above), and the motel there, that people were staying at, was literally falling apart and had no sign and no apparent name.
#3- Kavanaugh (might be spelled wrong)-I am pretty sure that everyone there is inbred..Because sadly enough I know not one but two couples that were going out for a while before realizing they were related!!!
#4. Mirror-I have honestly never been but apparently (kathryn says) that it is like beyond natural hickness!
#5. New Norway- well everyone in this town loves farming an 4-H and stuff...But I am probably going to school there next year haha
#6.Rosalind- I hate this town!
#7. Bawlf- They all are like stuck in their own pathetic world not realizing there is civilization in the world...its sad really
#8.Bashaw- ok so my friends in bashaw got so excited when this new guy moved into town cause he was "HOT" but he looked like his face was like run over and then hit with a frying pan or something...that is the best looking guy there!...he has like 3 girlfriends.
#9-Killam- just is alright? alright.
#10- Hay lakes- well they just barely made the list but they should be higher up there now that I think of it...they only have like one stor

To be honest I think hick towns are hilarious!...might just be the funniest thing since sliced bread and I declare that monday april 18 2005 is national hick day!...so I want you all to have your best hick voices, standing postions and most importantly "The Spit" down pat! Liz out.