Stupidity = Self Pity

Here is an example of Liz's stupidity:

This morning instead of going to school I decided I would write a cover letter for my resume so I could apply for jobs this afternoon. So I go to my computer and I write this "great" cover letter, I was so proud of myself...At that point I was ready to hire myself. I go to school for the afternoon, go to merchants after school, walk around mainstreet with Vlatinatron, and drop off my resume at Bottlegger, Warehouse One, Payless Shoes, and Shoppers Drug Mart. I was really happy with myself and was sure I would get one of the jobs. Then I let my sister read the letter and she informs me that in the very first sentence of my cover letter, the very first thing the employer looks at, there is a grammar mistake!!! "I am would like to seek employment with your company and I am submitting my resume for your consideration." .....I A M WOULD LIKE TO...What the hell was I thinking?!?!?!? So now I am sitting here wallowing in self pity, hoping that one of the employers won't care or notice. ..Yeah right. Sigh. I guess its East Side Marios for me...Liz out.