I'm Really Into My Vest
Okay so I was at this 4-H thing today, SHUT UP I know I am a geek and I am in 4-H but I don't care this is funny. Alright this Saturday all the 4-H clubs in Alberta will be cleaning up garbage on the side of the highway, it is going to be a HOOT in deed. Today we had to get the same information about Highway cleanup that we get every year including a pamphlet filled with songs promoting it. Wow do I feel sorry for the kids that wrote these, Enjoy!
This one is a Rap that I like to call -
I'm Really Into My Vest
Got my vest and I'm wearing it proud,
The fluorescent orange is wickedly loud
Won't go on the road, cause I gotta use my head.
I'll stay in the ditch like the manager said.
Put on that vest, be seen, be seen.
Put on that vest and keep Alberta clean.
Hears another-
Do Not disturb
Poor old skunk, and his bad, bad luck
Got thrown in the ditch cause he didn't see the truck.
I won't pick him up or that pesticide can,
I'll just leave a bag there for the contractor man!
And one more-
Full Bag Blues
I got my bag, its full to the brim
So what do I do? oohhh What do I do?
Leave it by the pavement, not too close to the edge-
If someone were to hit it we'd have to do this job again
I got the Blues.....Those full bag blues
I got the blues..Yeah..Those full bag blues
Woo Hoo...I had my self a good time singing those, haha. Those poor kids that wrote them, their parents must be so proud! The really funny thing is that the pamphlet is actually full of songs like that there are 14 of them! Well I thought it was quite amusing. Oh and I by the way I would really appreciate it if people left comments on my posts. thanx. Liz, out.
This one is a Rap that I like to call -
I'm Really Into My Vest
Got my vest and I'm wearing it proud,
The fluorescent orange is wickedly loud
Won't go on the road, cause I gotta use my head.
I'll stay in the ditch like the manager said.
Put on that vest, be seen, be seen.
Put on that vest and keep Alberta clean.
Hears another-
Do Not disturb
Poor old skunk, and his bad, bad luck
Got thrown in the ditch cause he didn't see the truck.
I won't pick him up or that pesticide can,
I'll just leave a bag there for the contractor man!
And one more-
Full Bag Blues
I got my bag, its full to the brim
So what do I do? oohhh What do I do?
Leave it by the pavement, not too close to the edge-
If someone were to hit it we'd have to do this job again
I got the Blues.....Those full bag blues
I got the blues..Yeah..Those full bag blues
Woo Hoo...I had my self a good time singing those, haha. Those poor kids that wrote them, their parents must be so proud! The really funny thing is that the pamphlet is actually full of songs like that there are 14 of them! Well I thought it was quite amusing. Oh and I by the way I would really appreciate it if people left comments on my posts. thanx. Liz, out.
5 Comments:
At May 03, 2005 9:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha omg.... that's just funny as fuck! omg i can't stop laughing. thank you for making my poems seem remotely good!
At May 03, 2005 9:32 PM,
Liz said…
Hahaha i know don't you love mocking people with sad lives!...oh and by the way your poems are amazing! (Liz)
At May 03, 2005 9:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
hahahahaha i happen do like my stories better. and paul has me blown out of the water. all i can write is depressing stuff so i'm not that proud. lol mocking people with sad lives. I LIVE ONE. well not really i got over that mostly. lol and yes sometimes i do. usually not though.
At May 03, 2005 10:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
haha o my thats just to funny! wow sounding like a hilbily!
great thingers uhm blogs?? haha sweet!
At May 03, 2005 10:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
haha o my thats just to funny! wow sounding like a hilbily!
great thingers uhm blogs?? haha sweet!
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